Sparry

Sparry was born 2 seconds before he appears in the story, but he aged super quickly so is 48 in the story. but then he un ages and becomes 13 in the story but half way through [if there is a half way point] he becomes 15.

EarlY Life
sparry was originally going to be called n3rd f4ce, until his parents realised that 3 and 4 werent letters. then, he found a dude named tom and they became best friends. then they gave jiffy a note saying that he'll die in -5 seconds, so 5 seconds ago sparry killed jiffy. but the plan wasn't to kill him but to slap him with a fish, so Tom and sparry became enemies.

Teaming up with Methane Boy
Sparry found Methane Boy and teamed up with him to go against the epic-awesome-win team and became Evil Sparry. But then Methane Boy died of an Awesome-Epic overload and Evil Sparry just lived because he had become so negatively-Awesome-Epic. So Evil Sparry dumped Methane Boy's body in India and joined Tom again and re-became Sparry. Tom accepted him back into the team.

After that...
afterwards, sparry became president of dragon isle. but if you've read the story then it would become apparent that this job wouldnt last long. about 1 hour after being elected dragon isle was destroyed, but luckily sparry got away safely.

Then
While all the stuff was going on in Griffin City without him Sparry decided that being a character in cheap-ass book didn't pay well enough and so got a real job and became really famous but no one has ever heard of him... Anyway during the time when he wasn't doing other stuff and Tom Downer wasn't being in a book either, Sparry went to McDonalds where he met Tom working. Sparry asked Tom why to which Tom replied "Free Burgers", with his mouth crammed full of free burgers. This was not surprising for Sparry even though this happened quite literally -5 years before he ever met Tom i.e. he wasn't alice but was but wasn't...never mind. This meant that Sparry was God. Halejuia! When he realised he was God, Sparry went around shooting people with lightning which came from his butt. However, someone had to spoil all the fun by giving birth to him and so Sparry became the Messiah and undermined, crushed and ruined all religions simply by saying the words "Lol pickle".