Sean the Leprechaun

Sean the Leprechaun is a Leprechaun who was born 30 years before the events of Leprechaun Peninsula. However, his baby self took Albert Einstein's time-machine and travelled forwards in time to witness his 30-year-old self stabbed up the arse by a Unicorn which then fell off the White Cliffs of Dover. the baby Sean wondered "How did the White Cliffs of Dover get on Leprechaun Peninsula?" so he went and got the White Cliffs of Dover and put them on Leprechaun Peninsula a minute before he actually got there.

Death
Sean died at the age of 30 in 2010 by a case of BSUTBBAUAFOTWCOD; he also died at the age of 12 months in 2010 by creating a huge paradox.

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